SUCS: Seriously Useless Crime Stoppers

Set in the city of Sucktropolis, and featuring four crime-fighting children with disturbingly useless powers, this series is fully mental. Ricky the mutant raccoon highly recommends these books, and readers aged eight and over agree with him.

Sumo Granny Smackdown: Seriously Useless Crime Stoppers

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'You had it all: fame, fortune, a 400-inch waist and now you want to blow up our city?' A bus loaded with raccoons and dynamite is hurtling through space on a direct course for the city of Sucktropolis.  As the Seriously Useless Crime Stoppe...

Unstoppable Brainspin: Seriously Useless Crime Stoppers

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This is the first book in a new series of novels for children from Dave Hackett, for readers who like their stories silly...but clever. In the city of Sucktropolis, the SUCS (Super Underage Crime Stoppers) and the POOPS (Perpetrators Of Outrageous...